The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel: The Switchboard Reveal

[magical music]

♪ If you want your sister courted, brother wed ♪

♪ Or cheese imported, just leave everything to me ♪

♪ If you want your roof inspected, eyebrows tweezed ♪

♪ Or bills collected, just leave everything to me ♪

♪ If you watch your daughter dated ♪

♪ Or some marriage consummated ♪

[Switchboard Operator] How may I direct your call?

[indistinct chatter]

♪ If you want your husband spotted ♪

♪ Boyfriend traced or chicken potted ♪

♪ I'll arrange for making all arrangements ♪

Where may I direct your call?

I will connect you.

B. Altman, where may I direct your call?

I will connect you.

B. Altman, where may I direct your call?

I will connect you.

B. Altman, where may I direct your call?

I will connect you.

B. Altman, where may I direct your call?

I will connect you.

B. Altman, where may I direct your call?

I will connect you.

B. Altman, where may i direct your call?

Ah, too many calls, I can't!

-Hold on.

I will connect you.

♪ Just leave everything to me ♪

♪ If you want your culture rounded ♪

B. Altman, where may I direct your call?

Head Between your knees.

I will connect you.

[Switchboard Operator] B. Altman,

where may I direct your call?

B. Altman, where may I direct your call?

I will connect you. I will connect you.

Twisted, I'm twisted!

[Switchboard Operator] B. Altman,

where may I direct your call?

♪ A 10 year guarantee ♪

B. Altman, where I direct your call?

Breathe honey, breathe.

I will connect you.

[Switchboard Operator] Midge, help.

[Switchboard Operator] B. Altman,

where may I direct your call?

B. Altman, where may I direct your call?

[Switchboard Operator] Midge, help.

[Switchboard Operator] I will connect you.

B. Altman, where may I direct your call?

I will connect you.

♪ Just leave everything to me ♪

Woo, think we were giving away packed room tickets.

Gosh, you're amazing.

I've had a lot of practice.

Try manning the Revlon counter on a free makeover Friday.

Makeup counter? Yep.

You were in the show? What's it like?

I hear there's music. And lunch breaks.

And air.

It is all of that and more.

Sounds like heaven.

It was.

So how come you landed here?

I hit a rough patch.

There was an incident named Penny.

Bottom line is I am not a tramp,

and someday I'm gonna be back at that counter.

♪ The whole procedure ♪

But until then. ♪ Leave everything to me ♪

B. Altman, how my I direct your call?

[indistinct chatter]

♪ To me ♪